|Eren Gets Eaten|
- TehExorcist as Eren
- Hnilmik as Mikasa
- Takahata101 as Armin, Reiner
- hbi2k as Grisha (Eren’s Father)
- BoobsMcBalrog as Carla (Eren’s Mother)
- Marc Swint as Hannes
- Doug Walker as Narrator
- Auralnauts as Food Soldier
- Antfish as Shadis
- RicePirate as Jean
- Remix as Marco
- Nowacking as Potato Girl
- LittleKuriboh as Thomas
- ShinigamiEater as Connie
- KaiserNeko as Bertoldt
- Kage-Ichihashi as Annie
- Linkara as Graduation Commander
- Stephan Krosecz as Samuel
- Lanipator as Verman
- Additional Voices by YamatoSFX, 1KidsEntertainment, Montyglu, Shudo Ranmaru, MasakoX
- Shadow of the Colossus
- The "My leg!" sound clip from Spongebob
- Full Metal Jacket
- Pacific Rim
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Shadis: Alright Aryan coconut, what's your name?
- Armin: Ar Ar Arararar--
- Shadis: Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz! You sound like a majestic fucking eagle! Do you sing?
- Armin: I-I-I--
- Shadis: Harmonize with me, maggot!
- Armin: I don't know if I ca--
- Shadis: AHHHHHHHH!
- Armin: AHHHHHHHH! (Shadis turns his head around)
- Eren: No, but seriously, fuck Jean. I hate him.
- Reiner: Yeah, he is kind of a prick. But he is good at what he does.
- Armin: Being a prick?
- (All laugh)
- Reiner: You know who gives the best advice on gears? Bertoldt right here.
- Bertoldt: Wha? Oh. Um, I'll just Bertell you what I Bertoldt him. You just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
- Eren: And that's it?
- Armin: Ah, you know what? He makes a good (incoherent rambling) he makes a good point (incoherent rambling).
- Reiner: Ha ha ha, this guy's great.
- (Cut to Eren on the 3D Maneuver Gear)
- Shadis: Well sweet Pacific Rimjob, look at you, Jaeger! You're all loose and tight at the same time. Jean! Why can't you be more like Jaegar Bombbastic over here!
- (Eren knocks Reiner down in a training exercise.)
- Reiner: Ahaha, nice. Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife.
- Eren: Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
- Reiner: Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?
- Jean: (offscreen) I'm not gonna fight you. You're dirty! (Gets punched) Ow!
- Reiner: Oh hey, look who's trying to skip out on training.
- Eren: Well, if it isn't Bitchface McGee.
- Reiner: Dude.
- Eren: What?
- Reiner: She is totally a bitch. (To Annie) So, by being an unlikeable bitch, do you think people are gonna like you ironically?
- (Annie stares angrily then knocks Eren down.)
- Eren: Why me?
- Reiner: Dude, look at how big I am. I'm a beast.
- (Annie knocks Reiner down.)
- Reiner: Oh, you bitch!
- Eren: (thinking) I don't have a witty retort for that. That's just funny.