February 5th, 2013
16:9 - 1,920 X 1,080 (1080p)
It all begins when there was a Yoma spotted eating Clare's narrator which she does not like at all. Meanwhile, all the citizens of the town gather in the mayor's room to discuss the topic of Yoma. However, the mayor sees things differently, and could care less. It's up to Clare to defeat the Yoma!
Claymore UNserious (Abridged) Ep. 01
CLUN Abridged Episode 01 by DancingMonkeyPDTV
- Clare Kimmy13r
- Yoma SD2Productions
- Citizen 1, Newspaper Boy SonCurran
ReverseSoda - Citizen 2
- Service Provider, Citizen 3 UltimateGamerist
- Mayor XKuroixMasayoshiX
God of War
TheFuchsiaFox originally played Yoma, but SD2Productions took it over.
Newspaper Boy: Another narrator murder, read all about it!
Townsman: SHUT THE F*&K UP!
Newspaper Boy: YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Clare: Who keeps eating all the narrators?
Mayor: Don't give a f*&k...la la la la..la. -
Clare: Tell me NOW!
Mayor: Okay! Okay! It was the Yoma! It was the Yoma, just don't hurt me! M'nyieahhh!