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No Country For Old Namekians

Created by

TeamFourStar

Date

4/29/10

Length

8:51

CastEdit

FeaturingEdit

  • TehExorcist - Namekian Warriors
  • WhipOfAlchemy - Panti (Mrs. Briefs)

MusicEdit

  • Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Saiya-jin Kitaru
  • Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises on the Battle
  • Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
  • King Palmer - Holiday Playtime

ReferencesEdit

  • The title is a reference to No Country for Old Men
  • AC/DC

QuotesEdit

Krillin: Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.
Gohan: Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.
Krillin: But I haven’t even-- I mean… yeah. Like me.
Gohan: Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls.
Krillin: Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total FAG.
Gohan: Krillin!
Krillin: What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant?
Gohan: Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
​​Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?

Namekian Warrior: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
Freeza: 92
Namekian Warrior: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
Freeza: 355
Namekian Warrior: We are...we...what are you--
Freeza: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
Namekian Warrior: And...we are the ones who will stop you.
Freeza: Ooh, wow. 419.
Namekian Warrior: That's...what the hell are you doing?
Freeza: Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
Namekian Warrior: You...you insane bastard.
Freeza: 190
Namekian Warrior: Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
Freeza: Ohoho my! 12.
Namekian Warrior: GRRRRRR!

Zarbon: (Noticing Freeza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians) Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
Freeza: Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
(An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Freeza's men)
Dodoria: (A little concerned) And they're killing our guys...
Freeza: Oh, we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.

Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!
Goku: Darn.

Freeza: Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seem to have destroyed our scouters.
Namekian Elder: That wasn't part of our deal!
Freeza: And 500!

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