|Dragon Ball Z Abridged|
June 6, 2008 - On going
Dragon Ball Z Abridged is the title of TeamFourStar's abridged series based on the Dragon Ball Z anime. This abridged series is one of the most successful series created in '08-'09 and is featured on That Guy with The Glasses official website under "Inked Reality".
Dragon Ball Z Abridged is a direct parody with most characters and plot lines remaining relatively unchanged. Origins of concepts and names within the series often alternate between the FUNimation Dub, and the original Japanese version. For example, the character Tien is sometimes referred to as Tenshinhan, which is his name in the original Japanese version. Some original attack-names are preserved as well, such as Tien's "Ki-Ko-Ho," instead of "Tri-beam."
Farmer with Shotgun
Garlic Jr (1/2)
- Kirbopher15 as Ox King, Sprout, and Totepo
- Tomamoto as Brussel and Slay
- CheesemanJoe as J'immy
- HAN0N1 as Baby Deer
- LordQuadros as Princess Snake and Servant
- WeeklyTubeShow as Kami (2/2)
- KrisRix as Chi Chi 1
- Hnilmik as Chi Chi 2
- Frolegend as Chiaotzu (episode 6 only)
- Faulerro as Butarega, Angila and Yamcha (2/2)
- Sheldon Delano Killer as Medamatcha
- 1KidsEntertainment as Kakuja
- XJerry64x as Commander Zeeun
- Shazmybot as Dorodabo
- PurpleEyesWTF as Reese
- Christopher Robin Miller as Movie Bubbles
- Kyle Hebert as Santa Claus (Voice of Adult Gohan in Funimation dub)
- Zeix as Space Orphan Leader/ "Cutter"
- TehExorcist as Namekian Warriors, Dragonball Soldier #1
- Ezekieru as Dragonball Soldier #2
- WhipOfAlchemy as Panchi(Mrs. Briefs)
- Lewis "Linkara" Lovhaug as Namek Village Elder
- xthedarkone as Oran
- 'Michael "Vegettox" LaBrie' as Appule
- General Ivan as Cooler,Dr. Gero
- DJSexidillionaire as Saiyan Spacepod Guys
- Christopher Sabat as Santa
Theme songs and eyecatches
TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged uses a shortened version of "Cha-La Head-Cha-la," the theme song of the original Dragonball Z anime's airing from episode 1 to the end of the Cell arc. From the end of TeamFourStar's episode 18 to episode 23, the opening and ending theme is replaced with "Sanjou!! Ginyu-Tokusentai!!", as the Ginyu Special Squad is featured in those episodes; at the end of episode 23, the normal ending song resumes.
Note that in the end of Episode 18, the Ginyu theme plays behind the dialogue, and there is no regular eyecatch; the ends of Episodes 19-22 feature a Ginyu eyecatch before reverting to the regular eyecatch at the end of Episode 23.
At the beginning of every single episode, there is a disclaimer that says "The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release." Starting from Episode 17, a different character voices the disclaimer. The character who reads the disclaimer often dies in that same episode. The reading of the disclaimers was often times a forshadowing of the said character's death or the fact they would be the focus of the episode.
- Episode 17: Zarbon
- Episode 18: Vegeta
- Episode 19: Guldo
- Episode 20: Recoome
- Episode 21: Burter (Says it really fast and finishes with "Yes!!! Best time!")
- Episode 22: Jeice
- Episode 23: Captain Ginyu
- Episode 24: Super Kami Guru (Falls asleep before saying "Akira" and ends by saying "RELEEEEEEEEEASE!")
- Episode 25: Nail
- Episode 26: Dende (Doesn't say "non-profit")
- Episode 27: Vegeta
- Episode 28: Vegeta (Dying, coughs and wheezes repeatedly)
- Episode 29: Krillin
- Episode 30 (Parts 1, 2, & 3): Freeza
- Episode 31:Turtle
- Episode 32: Bulma
- Episode 33: Mecha Frieza and King Cold (Mecha Frieza malfunctions midway by saying "Dragonball GT" and King Cold finishes)
- Episode 34 and 35: Yamcha (in 35 he comments the fact that he voiced the disclaimer in last episode)
- Episode 36 :Android #19
- Episode 37: Yajirobe
Goku, in the Team Four Star universe, is an idiot (which is proven in Episode 2 when he asks Piccolo if he is a Yoshi, and if he can ride him) who has a near-obsession with food and fighting. Unlike the original Goku who was just slightly naive, this Goku is a complete idiot making the original Goku a complete genius by comparison (law of opposites) (Although TFS Goku is stupid and severely naive, he managed to outsmart the two "oiled up German guys"). He also shows neglectful tendencies towards Gohan, as seen by his constant disregard for his son's safety and interests. However, while desperate to avoid challenges that would result in humiliation and indignity, Goku is still a competent and powerful fighter despite having the intelligence of a severely naive child, proven when he was able to beat Vegeta to a pulp (though not without help from Krillin and Gohan) and apparently holds a grudge against Piccolo for letting Raditz beat him to a pulp while Piccolo was charging his attack while singing a song, to the point where he let Freeza beat Piccolo up while charging the spirit bomb while singing the same song in his head later on. Still, his naivety often irritates the main characters, especially Piccolo and Vegeta. Goku seems to have lowered even more in intelligence since his fight with Vegeta, possibly due to the brain damage he received while fighting him, as well as the fact that he was smothered with Clorox in the hospital.
When he becomes a Super Saiyan, he was initially believed to be much more serious and intelligent as shown when he thought rationally by telling Gohan to leave Namek with Piccolo and Bulma from his battle with Freeza. However, it is later shown that his intelligence is selective. His vocabulary has increased substantially but he is still gullible enough to be bribed by Freeza with two pizzas which had stuffed crusts (although Goku refused the pizza until stuffed crust was brought up) to allow the tyrant to power up. Another example is when Freeza calls him an overgrown monkey, to which he replies, "And you're nothing but an overgrown... that thing Chi Chi keeps in her drawer!" (likely a dildo/vibrator). Yet another example of this is when he decides to distract Freeza (in a extremely stupid way) by alerting him that the dragon was back. he also mimicked Freeza at one point where Freeza had him from behind and he repeatedly performed a kidney punch. Also unlike the original series, he plays no part in King Kai's (and Dende's) plan to restore the Namekian Dragon Balls and then have Porunga transport everyone except for Goku and Freeza to Earth, telling Freeza he had no idea what happened to them or where they had gone to. Soon after, Freeza had been cut in half by his own attack. Goku cracks a few joke jokes relating to cut as Freeza was now split in half. Before Goku leaves, Freeza begs for some energy and Goku accepts. After an emotional monologue with Freeza after Goku had flew off, he changes his mind about changing and attacks Goku with the energy he'd been supplied. Goku then complains about Freeza wasting his energy for such an attack and "now has to give you more". He accidentally blows up the tyrant but thinks he just took the energy and fled. He flies to Freeza's ship and frantically searches until he finds the muffin button. He then proceeds to create gratuitous amounts of muffins, but the planet explodes in the middle of his fun. When trying to be brought to Earth, he denies and stays at his current location. At the end of episode 33, he returns to Earth by spacepod in a new wardobe and attempts to warn his friends of Freeza's attack only to be happily greeted by his friends, confused to why they are at his location. He meets Trunks, who is impressed with Goku's power and ability in spite of his aggresive stupidity. After hearing about how Trunks got to their time (impressively and intelligently questioning the flaws of time travel before tasting copper -- a sign of his impending heart failure) and about the android plot, Goku explains the whole situation to the team (through Piccolo) that they must train before the androids arrive. He then goes off to help Piccolo train Gohan, but then gets distracted by wanting to drive cars recklessly with Piccolo. By Episode 35, finishes his training with Piccolo and Gohan and tries to hide the secret of fighting the Androids poorly with them flying away while Chi-Chi screams. Soon afterwards, he starts to have the Heart Disease that Trunks explains about in the past episode, and complains about the weather being hot or wanting bacon. In Episode 36, it turns out Goku hates grape flavor so much, because when Goku realized the antidote for heart disease tasted like grapes (although Trunks said it was bacon flavored), Goku stopped drinking the medicine.
Gohan is the son of Goku and Chi-Chi, and is a half-human, half Saiyan hybrid. Unlike his original counterpart, this version seems to be far more intelligent, even in an early age, which comes from his mother wanting him to become a scholar. He remarks of how intense training can cause horrible muscle degeneration for someone his age, crippling him for years to come. Piccolo pokes fun at this, screaming out, "NEEEEEERRRRRRRD!!!", every time he says something intelligent. He shows this even in the most tense of times, like when Great Ape Vegeta was crushing Goku, he explains the laws of gravity as a way of saying the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Despite this, he is still a child, and still cannot, or prefer not to, grasp adult concepts such as intercourse.
Like his original, Gohan can become stronger and more confident every time he loses his temper, however, this version has a tendency to say scary comments, usually grotesque death threats or heavy curse-words. As said before, he'll usually explain how it's done before he says the actual thing, as when Nappa killed Piccolo, Gohan threatened to, "eviscerate you and use your intestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!" after which Nappa asks what he just said, Gohan replies, "I'M GONNA SKULL-F*CK YOU!!!" He'll also, on some occasions, talk Hulk-style, like, "Gohan smash effeminate alien! Gohan strongest there is!" or say non-sensible things like, "Hey Freeza! The human body is composed of 75% water! I am 100% death! Have Some!!!"
This Gohan seems to be having issues with family. This is first shown when he yelled at Chi-Chi for being so hard on him and telling him not to go to Namek, going as far as saying "SHUT YOUR F*CKING FACE!!!" This further evidenced when Goku's body was stolen by Ginyu, Gohan did not hesitate to attack him in a blind fury, saying, "You abandon me for a year with Piccolo, you send me off into space, and the next time I get to see you, you lost your damn body?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!" When Freeza was preparing to attack him, he thinks of what his dad would do, but all he sees is a image of Goku saying, "Bye, son!" then remarks that he may have issues. But despite the issues, Gohan still deeply loves his mother and father. Gohan is Dende's friend until Dende goes to his new home after he says he loves Gohan.
Krillin is Goku's life-long companion and fellow member of the Z-Warriors. In the Team Four Star universe, Krillin is the butt of many jokes and often suffers abuse and misfortune from either his friends or his foes (one time mentioning how they're the reason he goes to see a therapist). In the second FAQ, it is explained that the reason of Krillin's butt monkey status is due to the fact that Yamcha, who is even weaker than Krillin, isn't around enough. He has a counter for the number of times he had been "owned" physically or verbally (reaching 10 by the end of episode 10 and 28 by episode 29). He also has a habit of making insensitive comments that others disregard as "too soon".
Besides being very selfish, often willing to let others get hurt to save his own skin, he is also more of a coward than he was misconceived in the original anime. Very occasionally, he is shown to have a brave side, briefly taking on Freiza as well as letting Gohan fly to Guru's house while Krillin attempted to distract Vegeta. On a few occasions, it is shown that he is attracted to Bulma (like in the 1st episode when he realized Bulma was single when she revealed she mentioned her breakup with Yamcha). However, he is also shown to dislike her constant bitching going so far as to give her a verbal tirade on her bitchiness only to receive a slap from her upon finishing. Like Goku, Krillin is terrified of Mr. Popo as both have endured the terror of his training. Krillin also has the weakness of uncontrollably spewing vital information to his enemies when in a state of extreme fear (this is noted by both Vegeta and Krillin himself). He also has a tendency to quack when filled with terror, having his noises regarded as coming from a "space duck". A running joke is that Krillin keeps calling Dende "L'il Green", apparently being oblivious to his name, and going so far as to call Nail "Big Green". In Episode 29, Freeza exacts revenge on Krillin and blows him up from the inside, killing him as retribution for severing his tail in Episode 25. Krillin dies in a comical way, screaming repeatedly while flying up into the air until he exploded. He is later revived, but is still in his state of shock as when he was being flown up in the air before he exploded.
It was later revealed in episode 31 that he received over 5.7 million for false life insurance for his "twin brother" Juan Sanchez, who he poses as to get the cash. However, he had to pay up the money back to the government for insurance fraud due to the reality that his "girlfriend" was actually an agent.
Throughon the series, Krillin's Own Count doesn't show up for unexplained reasons, but he does become a funny character at some points.
Piccolo is Goku's former enemy and current ally. In the TFS universe, he has a sarcastic disposition and is often easily irritated by Goku's stupidity (similar to how Vegeta feels around Nappa. This is in turn similar to how Vegeta is annoyed by Goku's stupidity and Piccolo is frustrated by Nappa's). He was also Gohan's mentor between the death of Raditz and before Vegeta and Nappa arrived, had a thing for calling him a "NEEEERRRRD" when he said something intelligent, and repeatedly attacked him right after telling him to dodge, which traumatizes the child to the point of paralysis whenever the word is shouted out. He protests against being brought to Namek via wish from Porunga, since Freeza was still on the planet, and thus there is a high possibility of getting murdered again, thus turning the whole Z-fighter's mission a waste, pointing out how stupid the wish is. Luckily, he passes Nail and they fuse just like in the original series. Unfortunately, Nail continues to pester Piccolo in his head instead of fading away as in the original series. In episode 29, Goku later gets his revenge on Piccolo for leaving him to get beaten up by Raditz while charging up his Special Beam Cannon by doing the same thing when facing Freeza while charging the Spirit Bomb, even mentally singing his 'charging my attack' song. He was later shot down by Freeza's Death Beam, But not before saying "F*ck You.".
Despite being rough in terms of personality, it is also shown quite often that Piccolo is lonely, and has been so for quite a while. This is evidenced in the first episode where he checks his Myspace page, and quickly agrees to join up with Goku after his offer to friend him on Myspace. This may also explain his relationship with Gohan and why he was so willing to sacrifice himself against Nappa, since Gohan is probably one of the few people who gave him company for a whole year. He also seems to hate repetivity and boredom despite him being used to it, as evidenced when he arrives on Namek for the first time during episode 25 and begins to remark how amazing it is, only to yell out how boring it is despite him feeling at home. He also yells out "SOCIAL ACTIVITY!" when he spots Nail in the same episode, further hinting his need for company. Despite this, he seems to have no interest in meeting his race, preferring to meditate (or nap) near a stream. Piccolo has a tendency for classifying villainous trios by three different Characteristics, 'pretty' one, 'stupid' one and 'one with weird powers'.
In Episode 31, Nail later questions why Piccolo does not have a house, which he answers that he has no money and no one wants to employ him anyway. Kami later joins in their conversation, much to Piccolo's chagrin.
Tien Shinhan is Goku's friend and ally. In the TFS universe, most of his jokes revolve around his supposed homosexual relationship with Chiaotzu and how he is the most serious character in the show. Another recurring joke is his hatred towards "weeaboos", specifically in regards to those who insist on saying proper nouns/names from anime in a "Japanese" way, even if they are clearly English, i.e. when fighting two aliens very obviously named Jingle and Bell, he became enraged when they insisted their names were Jinga and Beru, shouting "F*CKING WEEABOOS" and blasting them. He was also mistaken for wearing a Mr. Clean costume in the Halloween Special although he was just dropping off Chiaotzu. in TFS Tien seems to be rational such as when King Kai kept leaving cliff hangers and he refused to ask. Another example is when explaining to Yamcha why they shouldn't care about Goku being dead when they got 2 sets of dragon balls saying death has no consequence because they are waiting to return.
In Christmas Tree of Might it's revealed that Tien is Jewish, as is Chiaotzu. When asked by Krillin pertaining to their presence, Tien retorts about trying to be culturally sensitive, further calling Krillin a 'Buddhist Ass'.
(probebly because "Ganxingba" who voices Tien is Jewish).
Chiaotzu is Goku's friend and ally, and Tien's partner. In the TFS universe, he often acts like an immature child, like insulting the audience for wanting to participate in voicing the characters, saying they suck, and it's up to Tien to correct him. He does take responsibility once by sacrificing himself in a kamikaze attack to kill Nappa. Of course, this is because he thought his friends would bring him back with the Dragon Balls, but Tien reminded him that they can't because they already brought him back once before, to which he responded "Wait, what?" just before he exploded. He knew King Kai was about to say that Freeza blew himself up along with his opponent. When questioned about it, he says that's what he did. He claims that when you return from the dead for the third time you get a free sundae.
Yamcha is Goku's friend and ally. In the TFS universe, Yamcha talks in a thick skateboarder accent. Most of Yamcha's jokes revolve around his uselessness (much like Krillin's but to a far larger scale), and his attempts at being a ladies man. Tien claims that Krillin is picked on because Yamcha isn't around enough. Whenever Yamcha's name is mentioned around others who never met him, such as Guru or Vegeta, they will say it sounds disappointing or "like Raditz". There is a song about him (parodied after "Rudolph the red-nose reindeer") called "Yamcha the scarred faced bandit" that describes him as "The most useless fighter of all". That King Kai would not teach the dead Z Fighters any of his techniques. When he tries to tell Bulma about the news of Goku dying, she dumps him for not calling her in months and then King Kai has Tien break Yamcha's leg. When he was revived, he is teleported to a pond on Earth. He is shown in the Halloween Special wearing a wolf fursuit, suggesting that he is a furry.
In the TFS universe, Bulma has the same personality to her character in the original anime/manga, except she's often the subject of crude sexual humor. Also, it's implied she can be quite promiscuous, as shown in episode 17. She is often to be thought as a bitch or the queen of bitchdom especially by Krillin (who tells her this very intricately in episode 18). Most of the jokes in the second season revolve around how she is constantly alone and abandoned by the heroes. To this end, she is (usually) nice to Gohan but spiteful towards Krillin. Like her original incarnation, she is prone to outbursts of complaining and panicking at the worst times.
When the countdown to Namek's destruction began Gohan went looking for Bulma to bring her back to Goku's ship, and found her barely holding onto a plateau (Growling and snarling like a raging animal, strangely). While on their way to the ship, Bulma raged at Gohan about how she was abandoned to nearly die while the planet began to crumble at the same time and how it has left her freaking out. Gohan, having had enough of Bulma's complaining, calmly asked Bulma how high she would have to fall to reach a fatal terminal velocity. Bulma, getting the message, gave no reply.
She is contacted by Yamcha, via King Kai, but stops Yamcha in mid-sentence by breaking up with him for "not calling her in months." When Yamcha explains he was dead, she says, "well that's not stopping you now," and on the spot asks Vegeta out. King Kai interrupts the argument to tell of Namek's destruction, and Bulma volunteers to house the entire Namekian race at the Brief's compound (only if they agreed to keep out of Dr. Brief's scotch). When Vegeta took off (with the scotch) she yells for him to "call her." She is also present when the Namekian Dragon Balls are used to revive Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, and Chiaotzu. In Episode 34, Bulma had sex with Vegeta and then questions to Vegeta of not wearing a condom.
Chi-Chi is Goku's wife and Gohan's mother. Unlike the original series version, who is just strict, TFS Chi-Chi is completely insane. Much like the original series, she's greatly annoyed with Goku, but due to TFS Goku being a complete idiot, Chi-Chi is clearly more annoyed to the point of complete anger and frustration. Upon learning from Krillin that Goku was dead and that Gohan was abducted by Piccolo, she wanted to "castrate" Krillin in his sleep with a rusty carving knife. After talking Krillin into spending the night (against his better judgement), she attempted this exact thing, but Krillin was able to escape before she could do it. She chases Krillin, but Krillin decides to gather the Z-Fighters before she could do anything.
Her insanity is also clear due to her stubborn fixations on making Gohan study no matter what's going on. Goku himself isn't as afraid of her as Krillin, though when Raditz tried to kill Gohan Goku mentioned "Anything you could ever do is nothing compared to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died." Later while on Namek, upon finding himself in Ginyu's body, he however mentioned that Chi-Chi would kill him if she found out.
In the non-canon, "Christmas Tree of Might" Christmas special, part of their sex life is hinted at, when it is implied that she will give Goku Mouth Present for Christmas (likely due to spending all their money on Gohan's schoolbooks) which Goku reveals he was looking forward to. She has a dark presence as said when Gohan claims he senses one on the plane. In Episode 34, Chi Chi refuses to let Goku train Gohan for the battle of the Androids and also refuses to make dinner for Goku.
Master Roshi is a turtle hermit and a martial arts master who trained Grandpa Gohan, Ox King, Goku, Krillin and Yamcha. TFS Roshi seems to act like a normal old man and is more serious than his anime counterpart who's a "dirty old man". He is still somewhat perverted though not as much as his anime counter part. Hints of his pervertedness and crude humor is shown when he was laughing offscreen upon hearing Krillin mention Gohan "pounding the tuna" for his mother. And like everyone else he is also annoyed by his former pupil's stupidity.
Shenron the Eternal Dragon of Earth. In the TFS Universe Shenron is sick of being summoned by the main characters. He is also tired of the Z-fighters' tendency to make stupid wishes, even when Shenron offers them a better wish. In the 'Christmas Tree of Might' Christmas Special, it is noted in the credits that he got a restraining order, most likely against the Z-warriors. In Episode 30 (Part 1) it is also revealed that Popo is his master.
Kami is the Namekian guardian of Earth and the creator of the Earth's Dragon Balls. He's a lot like the original version, except it seems that he's bored with his job, as when he is brought back to life, his only reaction was, "We're back here again. Fan... freaking-tastic." Kami likes pot and shows no complaint when Popo was growing some during his absence. He is also very lonely, as when he warned Piccolo of the Saiyans, he stayed inside Piccolo's head to have company. This may be due to having to live with the evil Mr. Popo, who seems to have some sort of grip over him, (when Kami questioned why he won't go to Namek to wish him back with their Dragon Balls, Popo just replied, "pecking order" to which Kami complied.) It has been shown that Kami can be a smart ass when questioned by King Kai to whether he was questioning god he replied "are you?" In Episode 31,He was later kicked out of the lookout for the night while Mr. Popo was having a 'booty call'. He then decided to crash at Piccolo's for the night, only to realize that Piccolo has no house. He later has a friendly conversation with Nail.
Mr Popo is a genie and the assistant to the Earth's Guardian. Like many other characters in the abridged series, is the exact opposite of his anime counterpart and is pure evil. We first see him when Kami is telling him that the Z fighters are coming to train with him, starting him off laughing maniacally, with the psycho squeal on the violin playing in the background. It is implied that it was Mr. Popo (not King Yemma as in the original series) who managed reach the end of Snake Way. His first spoken line when training the Z fighters is "All right, maggots, listen up." He frequently puts them through horrific and psychologically scarring training, and is apparently this cruel to everyone as shown in a PTSD style flashback Goku has in the hospital of when he was first beginning his training on the lookout, by flashing between Goku and Popo, before cutting to Goku screaming "Get him away from me!" Another example is when Krillin is asked about how his training was he simply breaks down and cries "First rule of Popo's training, do not talk about Popo's training!" (This could be a reference to Fight Club, which has a similar rule.) He also is at the top of his "Pecking Order." It goes (bottom to top): the Z Fighters, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool (He's not talking about furniture.), Kami, then Mr. Popo. Additionally, Kami's ship only responds to the word "Popo" not because it is the password, but because it just knows better. He also isn't concerned about Kami's death and spends the time he has alone planting (Which in Episode 24, it turns out that he's been planting pot/marijuana, but Kami doesn't mind due to its ability to relieve his glaucoma). He also has a more politically correct counterpart called "Blue Popo" (created to fit FCC regulations) who appears in the promo skit "Blue Popo Wants to see you at Youmacon 2010" he replaces the racially insensitive Mr. Popo to tell viewers about Youmacon 2010. However his crass counterpart, Mr. Popo, returns and assimilates Blue Popo into a copy of himself. Like in the anime, Mr. Popo has flying carpet with the ability to travel vast distances in the blink of an eye (when Bulma inquires as to why Goku didn't use it to get to the battlefield to save his friends, it is revealed that Mr. Popo was "making toast" and couldn't be bothered), though he also hints that it requires human souls to accomplish this feat. In DBZ Kai abridged he quotes he is a [potential] rapist, "but will never say it flat out". In Lord Slug Abridged, he has a Jynx (Pokemon) as a hooker, whom he treats poorly, and that he may torture cats.In "The Revenge of Cooler" he brings back the Sun,or make a new one, after it went out when Cooler is slammed into it.His prediction of Krillin dying on Namek comes true when Freeza blows him up, prompting him to say "Called it". He then collected the Dragon Balls and summoned Shenron only to ask Kami "the f*ck am I doing". When Shenron is summoned, he interrupts his typical "speak your wish" line when he sees it is Mr. Popo, and refers to him as Master and asks if is time to lay waste to the earth and its population, but Popo says to "give them a couple hundred more years, see if they can clean this up!", sparing the people of Earth at least for the time being. Mr. Popo is also somewhat very powerful. When Garlic Jr. and his men attack the lookout, Popo swiftly defeats them in retaliation for trashing the lookout. When Kami returns to the lookout and asks what happened, Mr. Popo replies having Italian for dinner, and the lookout was trashed because 'it was nothing but garlic!" He apparently wears "Cloverfield" as a costume, as revealed in the Halloween special.
King Kai is a trainer of heroes who reach his small planet home at the end of Snake Way. He was Goku's mentor when he died, as well as Yamcha's, Chiaotzu's, Tien's, and Piccolo's when they all died. King Kai is very easily annoyed, which is seen when he's constantly telling Bubbles, Gregory, and Bojack to shut up, or when he tells Krillin to wish Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Tien, and Piccolo back to life before he kills himself. Unlike his anime counterpart, he shows little to no interest in jokes (Although he does seem to have a crude sense of humor, shown when he chuckled at the memory of Bardock's death during the Genocide of the Saiyans). Bubbles, Gregory, and Bojack live with King Kai on his planet, and are the only company he's had in 500 years until Goku showed up. King Kai constantly tells them to shut up. He later defeats the Ginyu Force when they arrive on his planet with ease. He tries to contact Mr. Popo only to be blasted back just for contacting him. He seems to like saying the word 'musk', much to the dead Z Fighters' annoyance.
Bubbles is King Kai's pet monkey. He can't speak English, and only communicates by making monkey noises, which King Kai can never understand. (except in the FAQ special)
Talking Movie BubblesEdit
Talking Movie Bubbles is Bubble's counterpart that appears in Lord Slug Abridged and can speak perfect English, but in a stereotypical Englishman way. He even has a top-hat, monocle, and thin mustache to complete the image. He seems to annoy King Kai the most, as he threatened, "Movie Bubbles, I swear to God! In a trunk, off a cliff!"
Gregory is a cricket who also lives on the planet. He is sometimes the voice of reason on the planet, such as when King Kai was taking bets on who would win the Vegeta-Goku bout, Gregory stated that it wasn't appropriate because the fate of the Earth was at stake. But when King Kai threatened to hit him with a mallet, Gregory ended up betting 1,000 Zeni on Goku.
Vegeta is the Prince of all Saiyans and the first main antagonist of Dragon Ball Z and later anti-hero. In the TFS universe, Vegeta has a similar personality to his original self; a high sense of pride and ruthlessness that is present in any Saiyan, but he is much more extreme due to his royal title. However, this version is prone to making quick jokes/puns to taunt his opponents (for example, he constantly makes fat jokes around Dodoria, makes gay jokes around Zarbon, and throws doggy treats at Guldo, among others). He's basically shown as the only sane person in the show. He also has a much shorter temper than in his original version, probably due to years of putting up with his highly annoying partner, Nappa. In fact, his rage reached its peak when he figured out that Gohan had stolen the Dragon Ball he hid earlier in the lake of a Namekian village he destroyed (his screams were so loud in fact, that they transcended time and space, enabling Goku, King Yemma, and even his future son, Trunks, to hear them since the screams would take years to reach Earth) and later goes temporarily insane after finding Krillin, to the point where he is literally seeing red (even popping a blood vessel when he finds out Krillin doesn't have the Dragon Ball he was asking for) only snapping out of it when he senses Gohan's power level spiking due to Guru unlocking his potential. He also seems to think that bald people are annoying and a displeasure to work with (Shown in episode 19 when he tells Krillin that he is still only the second most annoying bald person he's ever had the displeasure to work with, the most annoying being Nappa). He treats people with very little respect, including Krillin and Guldo. Despite his shortcomings, he can also be seen as the tactical genius he is on several occasions, such as when he got Ginyu to accidentally spill the beans on where the Dragon Balls were in episode 22.
Like his counterpart, he has a deep resentment towards Goku, both for thwarting his plans for destroying the Earth, and for his intense stupidity. It is later shown that he actually has a little respect for Goku, as when he was shot in the heart by Freeza. But he doesn't die before telling Goku that his entire race had been enslaved to do his bidding, and then heartlessly betrayed by him when he destroyed their planet and killed off almost all the inhabitants, and placed it in Goku's hands to avenge them. Goku then theorizes that if it weren't for Freeza, Vegeta would have been a good person, but only for Vegeta to reply, "Oh, no! I'd definitely still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never have happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing!" His final line is "Kakarot, you are the last remaining Saiyan... Oh God you're the last remaining Saiyan!" He appears again after Freeza attempts to drown Goku in Goku's vision, trying tell him to unleash the power of the Saiyans deep within him, only to be asked why he is naked in the vision. Vegeta then says, "You don't take your clothes with you when you die." But Goku points out that he did (including the weighted clothes that he wasn't even wearing) ,Vegeta then angrily yells, "THAT LYING RED MOTHER-F*CKER!!!" (namely King Yemma).
In episode 30 part 2, he is revived by Mr. Popo's wish and punches himself to prove it, which excites him when successful, but then coughs up blood. He tries to fight Freeza, only to be teleported away before he could blast him. Vegeta seems to like stating what he did without telling who did it until afterwords. In Episode 30 part 3, he was asked by Bulma if he wants to live with her, to which he replied, "Only if it's got a pool!". Later on in the episode he left Earth by stealing Dr. Brief's Spaceship, as well as his scotch, and departed from Earth yelling "Sayonara Bitches!"
Vegeta reappeared in episode 32 after crashing the aforementioned spaceship and proclaiming "I'M BACK, BITCHES!" According to Bulma, he has a nice ass. He also ate bath soap (mistakenly for being made from Animal fat.) Vegeta has a hatred for the color pink, making him livid about the pink shirt Bulma gave him. Later, when he begins training in a 500x gravity simulator, Bulma continues to berate him, finally ending when Bulma offers to him "my room, ten minutes" where they then proceed to have sex (where Vegeta climaxes with the Gallick Gun). Bulma then asks him where his condom is, to which he replies "DAFUQS A CONDOM??"
In episode 34 Vegeta was shown in a flashback when he and Bulma were arguing after they had sex.He then left after hearing he had to get a job and help Bulma raise Trunks.He returns in episode 36 where he finally becomes a super saiyan.
Raditz is Goku's brother and main first antagonist of the series. While he doesn't appear in many episodes, Vegeta and Nappa often joke about how weak he is. The reason for his weakness compared to his fellow Saiyans was likely due to being neglected by his father, Bardock. Raditz is also used as a unit for measuring power levels and later as a unit of currency. He is said to have beaten King Yemma in other world and bloodied someone in Hell. He is wandering the universe somewhere, because King Yemma mentioned that Raditz kicked him in the balls and ran off somewhere(to which Raditz replies that "he didn't keep his eye on the birdie"). Later when Nappa makes a joke about Raditz being weaker than Krillin, the scene cuts to Raditz overhearing the joke, prompting him to say "I...hate...all of you." When he first met Piccolo he was about to say an attack (it might have been what it was originally called in Japan, a.k.a. "Double Sunday") but a fight occurred between the writers, and it was changed to the English version "keep your eye on the birdie".
Nappa is Vegeta's partner, former commanding general of the Saiyan army and the secondary antagonist of the first season. In this version, however, Nappa has the mind and maturity of a child, (possibly referencing to his already low intelligence in the original series) although majoring in child psychology at Saiyan University ("with a minor in PAIN!"). He is prone to doing or saying anything annoying, which irritates many characters, especially Piccolo and Vegeta. He also has a habit of wasting time and making light of anything, which may be the result of Vegeta's short temper. He treats almost everything in fighting as some excuse for a game, such as when Piccolo and Krillin went into close combat with him, he thought they were playing Patty-Cake, or when Krillin prepared his Destructo Disk, he thought it was a Frisbee. He also has a thing for animals, like when the King Moai summoned Yetti, he tried to keep it as a pet, (only to accidentally destroy it.) and giving the Saibamen names. He also seems to have a minor obsession over Pokemon, both in YGOA and DBZA, When he saw Chiaotzu he said "Look Vegeta, it's a Pokemon" which is not a surprise because of the fact that Chiaotzu looks like a white little person. He also apparently does some male modeling (his modeling career ruined when Krillin cuts his face with his Destructo Disc) on the side (appearing on the cover of a magazine Vegeta is later seen reading. This may explain his dislike of the paparazzi as he wishes to protect his image.) After Goku powers up Vegeta told Nappa that Goku's power-level was 1006, to get Nappa to fight him. After a massive off-screen beating, Vegeta then tells Nappa he had the scouter on upside-down (another "over 9000" gag)) Goku explained that since Piccolo was dead, the Dragon balls were useless. Vegeta, who realized that Nappa killed Piccolo, thus turning their whole mission for Earth (and his suffering of Nappa's annoyance) a complete and utter waste, kills Nappa. However, after Vegeta flees from Earth after being beaten severely by Goku, Nappa appears before Vegeta (usually when he's unconscious) in the form of "Ghost Nappa" (which come with his own theme song, which is a parody of the the Ghostbusters theme) which torments Vegeta to no end, to the point where his scream is heard throughout space when he learned that he would never be rid of Nappa.
When Vegeta is in a state of extreme rage, as he was in Episode 18, Vegeta actually sees him. Vegeta also sees him again in Episode 21, telling him to tell Goku that "he (Vegeta) fell down some stairs" instead of admitting that Recoome beat him up. Nappa has now turned into more of a cameo, visiting Vegeta every other episode. He also occasionally haunts other series, having appeared twice in YGOA (Episodes 40 and 50), and once in Code MENT (episodes 10 and 10 Totally Non-Canon Version). It is revealed that Nappa is so childish because both his parents died in a space ship accident when he was a child stopping him from being able to grow up. TFS Nappa (& by extension, Ghost Nappa) can be considered one of Dragon Ball Z Abridged's breakout characters.
In Episode 25, Nappa is revealed to have been King Vegeta's royal vizier (Evident by the Jafar turban he was wearing). Despite being a royal vizier, Nappa is horrible at his job as he gives King Vegeta really bad advice on how to confront Freeza in preventing him from blowing up planet Vegeta, which of course backfired as one swift 'shoryuken' to the chin by Freeza resulted in the quick death of the Saiyan ruler.
In the ending of Episode 30 part 3 Nappa calls Vegeta from Hollywood, much to the latter's shock. He goes to explain that, by technicality, he was revived by the dragon balls. He then says that he no longer works for Vegeta and explains that he is a producer working on a project (he wrote) "about a man who is tragically killed by his best friend and comes back as a ghost to haunt him," calling it Citizen Nappa. He then hangs up, leaving Vegeta to say, "God...damn it...Nappa." Even though he was killed by Vegeta, he bears no ill will to him, even asking Vegeta out for lunch after his revival.This means his haunting antics as a ghost was likely out of amusement.
Bardock is the father of Goku and Raditz, and was an considerably strong Low-Class Saiyan. This version was more laid back than the original, and wasn't afraid to speak out his mind, as when he called Celepa a, "raging dyke" right in front of her. Like the original, he has no interest in family ties, but at least gave it a try after being reminded how Raditz turned out after not paying attention to him, but quickly gave up when learning how weak Kakarot is. Also like his original, he shows concern for his comrades, as when he saw them defeated by Dodoria and his men, he hoped that they were resting in the blood of their enemies, of course, this was less than the original, as he explained to a dying Tora that he was the only one he cared about, and that everyone else was bland, except for Celepa for at least she had a decent pair of tits.
In "Episode of Bardock", he was blasted into the past by Freeza, but he doesn't realize this at first, until he pieces it together with Planet Vegeta looking more sh*tier, the Saiyans of the past (whom he is disgusted by), the ancient blasters that Toobi and Cabira had on, and Freeza's ancestor, Chilled. When he does, he becomes so enraged that he becomes a Super Saiyan, then proceeds to beat Chilled senseless, and walks into the sunset. In the end, it turns out to be all a story Goku made up in Gohan's dream.
King Vegeta is Vegeta's father, and the King of planet Vegeta and leader of the Saiyan race before Freeza destroyed it. This version does not tolerate 'smart asses', and follows the advise of his colleagues a little too closely; when he was informed that Freeza intended to destroy their planet, his royal vizier, Nappa, advised him to "Sit him down, look him dead in the eye, and tell him "Don't blow up my planet!", which prompted King Vegeta's death by Freeza's hand.
Vegeta seems to have mixed feelings with his father; he values the armor his father gave him as a gift, yet he hates his father, and at the same time, hearing others say disrespectful things about him (Such as when Yajirobe called his father "a total prick", during which Yajirobe recanted his earlier statement about King Vegeta being a great man), angers him to the point that he responds with pure violence.
Tora was Bardock's best friend and a member of Bardock's platoon. As it turns out, he is the only one that Bardock really cared about.
Celepa was a member of Bardock's platoon, and notably the only known female Saiyan. She claims to hate men for their bluntness. A "dyke" and apparently has a decent pair of tits. Bardock also comments after her death that he thought her hair was cool.
Panpukin was a member of Bardock's platoon. He once used the, "just Saiyan" gag on someone before tearing out their throat.
Totepo was a member of Bardock's platoon. He had no lines.
Brussel is one of the 2 Saiyans that was encountered during the Z-fighter's time trip. He is outrightingly evil as he bragged how he and Sprout were going to torture the Z-fighters, which annoyed Sprout.
Sprout is one of the 2 Saiyans that was encountered during the Z-fighter's time trip. He was annoyed by Brussel's bragging and reminds him that he knows that they are evil and to shut-up.
Super Kami GuruEdit
Guru was the previous Grand Elder, and thus leader, of the Namekian race, and the creator of Namek's Dragon Balls. However, Super Kami Guru is the opposite of what he is in the original Dragon Ball Z. Unlike the original, who is a kind father-figure, he is senile, annoying, and has ADHD. He likes to spot wilderness and loudly announce it to Nail telling him shortly after to "Kick its ass". He also calls Nail "Big Green" (thanks to Krillin) and wants to use the Dragon Balls to wish for a big screen TV as soon as he realizes he does not already have one. He also gets mad at Nail when he's arguing with Vegeta, telling him to "stop making out with his boyfriend".
According to Dende, Super Kami Guru was worse than the drought that Namek had to endure and he first mistook Krillin for an Albino Namekian, who were apparently wiped out in an event called the "Purge". However, unlike DBZ Guru, this Guru is healthy and fine, coughing only once (though it was to spit up phlegm on Nail) and seems to enjoy the atmosphere when enemies come in, such as when Super Kami Guru tells Nail to show his "war face" or when Super Kami Guru announces loudly that the Ginyu Force are on their way. In episode 16, He referred to Kami as a pretentious prick for naming himself after God and told Nail to call him Super Kami Guru from now on, but allowed him to say Guru for short. In episode 22, there was a joke made when Freeza said "I'll dispatch of this worm, then I'll be back for you slug". To which Super Kami Guru responds "Leave my brother out of this!" Implying that Lord Slug may be Super Kami Guru's brother in this series.
After Porunga is summoned, Super Kami Guru dies, but only because "it would be a real dick move". In the Lord Slug Abridged Movie, it is revealed that Super Kami Guru is in fact Lord Slug's (Evil) Half Brother and the reason why Lord Slug tried to take over the Earth, sending a letter to him suggesting he should go to earth to "have a good time"( whilst mentioning that earth has dragon balls and their defenses "suuck"). Super Kami Guru has an obsession with Batman (whom he compares Dende to, because both lost their families) and wants a TV because no one knows who he is on his planet. In the second part of Episode 30, he is brought back to life (after dying to pull a "dick move") along with the rest of the Namekian race. After seeing that the planet is about to be destroyed, he cries: "Oh, God. Global Warming?! NAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!" After being transported to Earth (right before he thinks he's going to die), he confesses that he was the cause of Namek's drought, which was before blamed on the Albino Namekians, all of which were killed in "The Purge". As it turns out, he drank all their water, which is how he got so fat.
However, when Guru doesn't die, the enraged Namekians attack and kill him, much to Vegeta, Bulma, Gohan, and Piccolo's horror (with his last words being NAAAAAAAAIL!!!! choke on it and choke on that)." It is revealed that his corpse was eaten by Moori, which makes him the new grand elder.
Nail is Guru's bodyguard. Guru annoys him to death and Nail says that the only place worse than where he's at right now is Canada. He is extremely aggressive towards strangers, but is fairly welcoming to Gohan and even Vegeta. While Vegeta and Nappa were traveling to Earth, Nail hoped that something, no matter what it is, would happen due to how uneventful and boring life is on Namek, in a major brick joke. Nail seems to enjoy making comebacks in arguments and is very sarcastic and insulting towards people, which is shown when Vegeta tells him to die and when Freeza asks for assistance in using the Dragon Balls, however later in episode 23 he doesn't say a word to Freeza for the whole hour it takes them to reach the Namekians' ancient battleground despite Freeza's constant taunts. He seems to do what he wants when he is not given specific information like in episode 19 Guru says to "slap him" (meaning Vegeta) but slaps Krillin (Guru thanks him anyway). In episode 22, he does seem to be touched when Guru encourages him and gives him courage (though it is revealed once Nail leaves that this was just a trick to get Nail out of there). Like the anime, Freeza leaves him to die. When Piccolo is brought to Namek, Piccolo finds him on the way to fighting Freeza, who instructs him on how to fuse with him (Embarrassing him by guiding his hand to where a penis would normally be); he remains fused with Piccolo for the rest of the series. When Piccolo cheers the same way he did in the original United States FUNimation dub (1999) of the Dragonball Z anime, Nail spoke to him in his head and embarrassed him even more by questioning the point of the chanting. When Piccolo lands on earth (via the Dragon Balls) and Super Kami Guru is calling for him he tells Piccolo not to alert him of where he is.In episode 30 part 3, he asks Piccolo if he wants to hang out with the village Namekians only for Piccolo to reply no and telling him that he's boring. Nail made a brief appearance in Cooler's Revenge Abridged when Piccolo was fighting Sauza. Nails makes small "appearances" in some episodes.
Dende speaks in a monotone voice instead of a childish one (similar to Young Piccolo Jr) and is extremely cynical, weighing his options if he would rather stay and get killed along with the rest of his village by Dodoria, or stay with Krillin and Gohan. In a reference to the Westwood dubs based in the Philippines, known to Dragonball Z fans as the "Big Green Dub" due to Piccolo's name in the dub, Krillin refers to Dende as "Little Green," and, despite Dende's correcting him numerous times, Krillin doesn't notice at all, leading to Dende developing a strong dislike for Krillin. Examples are when Dende silently enjoys when Krillin suffers or tries to skip out of bringing him back from the dead.
Dende does not think highly of Guru at all (going as far as to say "someone has to be" when Krillin states his sorrow for Dende's loss of Guru). Dende also seems to notice Bulma's breasts saying, "They look lovely, I wish to nestle between them." Dende has healing powers like his original series counterpart, but in episode 25 after healing Gohan he reveals that when he healed Krillin he tricked Krillin into thinking he was immortal (which causes Krillin to recklessly attack Freeza because he believes he is immortal) instead of telling him that he just healed him (due to how much he dislikes him). Dende also reveals he healed Gohan because he is the only one he can relate to, he even says while healing him "Come on you can't leave me alone here, you're the only one I can talk to." Dende has a strong desperation for others to know his actual name going so far as to heal Vegeta if he can get his name right (which Vegeta doesn't do). After healing Vegeta thanks to piccolo and his convincing Dende is then killed by Freeza his last line being "I'm your white mage and nobody f*cks with the white mage." In episode 30 part 2 after being revived goes to Porunga and makes the same 2 wishes he did in the original series but when King Kai asked how he knew his plan, he said "I didn't. I just wanted to screw over Freeza." Dende in TFS seems to like messing with people; a good example being when Freeza said "You! No! No you didn't!", he replied "So what if I did!? What you gonna do about it? Come at me bro!" only for Freeza to attempt a kill shot which missed due to Dende being wished to earth by Porunga. At all means possible he avoids trying to revive Krillin, but Gohan convinces him to do so. Dende went back to New Namek after confessing his love to Gohan, which both surprised Gohan and Dende as the latter, in a panic state, believed his confession was too soon to say.
Porunga is the Eternal Dragon of Namek. He doesn't seem to be any different from his original counterpart, except that he only speaks Namekian (although later he is taught English). When the Namekians arrive on Earth, a Namekian Dragon Ball landed on a Namek (Ironically the only one Super Kami Guru actually liked, much to his laughter) When he is summoned on Earth four months later (one Namekian year), the townspeople mistake him for Godzilla. Until a sheriff says "Gojira" repeatedly on a megaphone. *He also mentions the purging of the Albino Namekians implying another race wiped out by their own kind in a small but humorous poke at racism. This later leads a large plot point in the season finale.
Planet Trade OrganizationEdit
Freeza is the supreme leader of the Planet Trade Organization, self-proclaimed "most-powerful being in the universe," exterminator of the Saiyan race, (most of them, at least) and the main antagonist of the second saga.
In the TFS universe, he is shown to be quite an eccentric, classy and cool-headed person, but noted on how, despite the amount of time he has on his hands, he can't come up with better names for the planets he owns. However, as with his original character, he is still a malevolent and sinister villain bent on destroying worlds. He keeps a very accurate mental list of lines of heroic speeches used by his disposed enemies and frequently makes jokes about the races he's killed off. He thinks of his brother Cooler as "a prick" (but is wise enough not to fight him until after he becomes immortal, at which time he intends to "walk right up to him and slap him in his smug prick face") He also has an obsession with (Space)Twitter. Along with that, Freeza has no concern for his lower minions, similar to the anime, and he usually kills them to either demonstrate to Zarbon (and other high-ranking minions) what failure would be like or to end an awkward conversation (like what he did to Zarbon when Zarbon told Freeza that he was straight). His new scouter from Jeice and Captain Ginyu in Episode 19 sports a ringtone of "「F」", showing he is a fan of Maximum the Hormone's tribute. Much like in the original Funi dub, Freeza's voice tone deepened after his first transformation in Episode 25.
Like the original series, he harbors deep hatred for the Saiyans, constantly calling them "monkeys", which led to him destroying their planet in hopes of eradicating them. While he claims this is because they have outgrown their use for them, he is, in reality, afraid of them growing too powerful for him to control. He has heard the Super Saiyan legend, but denies it saying it is nothing more than a, "stupid-legend passed by [their] filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung!" Apparently he has heard it so many times to the point that he can now recite it word-for-word and is angered by Vegeta's frequent Super Saiyan speeches, to the point of shooting him through the heart for repeating it the third time, stating "You have no idea how old that got". He, however, has some sort of respect for Vegeta, saying that killing him will be like putting down "Ol-Space-Yeller".
Like other characters, Freeza is baffled at Goku's display of unintelligence, much as Vegeta was during his fight with Goku, but still managing to keep his cool during the fight, but is constantly losing more and more patience as Goku keeps using Freeza's own words against him and inadvertently insulting him. During the fight, Freeza gloats that if he is evil, let God strike him down on where he stands, only for God to strike him with a lightning bolt. (Not that it did anything and afterwards he cries, "Nice try jackass, next time give it your A-game!").
While having trouble fighting off Super Saiyan Goku, he slowly loses his temper with Goku's combat superiority and his refusal to talk back. He claims that Goku thinks he's better than him, when in fact he's not, saying that he owns him, his planet, and this planet. He then finally loses it and then launches a powerful blast targeting the planets core.
When the smoke clears, however, it is shown that "he missed." He then states that he often misses his target when under stress. Goku claims he was too scared to blow up the planet with both of them on it, but Freeza rebukes this saying he can breath in space. He makes a random guess on how long it would take for Namek to blow up. (A reference to the anime when Freeza estimated five minutes for Namek to blow up even though it took several 'filler' episodes.)
Goku then decides to "kill him in four." Freeza then claims he hasn't achieved 100% power. After Goku states this wasn't his problem, he tries to bargain with Goku on the promise of a pizza (which failed), then 2 pizzas (which also failed) but after Goku tries charging at him, the bargain went to stuffed crust (much to the chagrin of King Kai). After he achieves 100% power, he then proceeds to beat Goku. Then he brags of how "[He] can get away with this sh*t with you people", stating that even though he reaches his final form, blows up a planet, and achieves 100% power, people just sit right there and let him. Goku then responds to having a meat-lover's pizza.
After Freeza beats Goku into a volcano, he tries to flee the planet, only for Goku to sneak-attack him. Freeza then proclaims that Goku was nothing but an overgrown monkey, only for Goku to claim that Freeza's is an overgrown that-thing-Chi-Chi-keeps-in-her-drawer. (Most likely a dildo or something of the like).
Goku then tries to distract Freeza, only to reveal that Porunga was alive and able to grant wishes. After kicking Goku in the "Gotenks", Freeza tries to gain immortality, only for Porunga to ignore him and grant Dende's wish instead. After seeing the Dragon Balls scatter, proving that everything Freeza's done up to now was for nothing, and an attempt by Goku to cheer him up, Freeza finally snaps and tries to kill Goku, but ends up blowing up another planet instead. When Freeza grabs Goku from the back, Goku responds with Freeza's own technique: the Kidney Punch, and then the Stomach Punch.
After fighting with Freeza, Goku decides to leave Freeza in the middle of the fight much like the original version (but in this version, it was because he was bored.) Freeza claims that Goku was scared that the planet only has one minute left before detonation, but Goku claims that Freeza doesn't even know what a minute is. When Goku powers down to his normal form and then leaves, Freeza (now really angry) tries throwing his version of a Destructo Disk at Goku, claiming it to be the pizza he promised, which then enrages Goku back into a Super Saiyan. Freeza tries to hit him again, but it has the same control as an RC plane, even Goku pokes fun by saying "it's OK, Krillin never hits anything with it either".
Freeza then remembers that he promised 2 pizzas, and tosses another disc at him. After tricking Freeza into jumping from his own discs, Goku proceeds to slap him across the face continuously (from which Freeza pees a little). When Freeza recovers, Goku tries to warn him of his own disk, but Freeza decides not to be tricked again, only to be hit anyway.
After some cutting jokes by Goku, Freeza begs for Goku to spare him a "cup" of energy and Goku gives him his power. He is then shocked that Goku, after everything that he has done to him, gives him another chance at life. He notices this as a chance to change his ways and become good, only to refuse and try attacking Goku one last time, only for him to "give [him] more" blowing him up in the process. Goku, thinking he took the energy and left, leaves to find his ship.
It is revealed that he survived both Goku's attack and the destruction of Namek, and, in a parody of Star Wars, is rebuilt in a Darth Vader like fashion. He cries out for the destruction of Namek's Dragon Balls, ending the season.
As mecha, Freeza seem to have some malfunctions, causing him to repeat some words in a fast pace, ending them usually with small explosion in his mechanical ear.
Mecha Freeza and his father, King Cold appear in Episode 32. In that same episode, Mecha Freeza made a scavenger hunt for his soldiers to kill every one on Earth (human heads are worth 1 point, Namekian heads are worth 20 points, Filthy half saiyans brats heads are worth 50 points, and if they find a Miserable odious insubordinate full blooded Monkey Garbage (Referring to Vegeta since he rebeled against Freeza) they win the Scavenger hunt.) Unfortunately for Freeza, his father and his men, Trunks arrived to meet Goku. Upon finding out that he too is a Super Saiyan, Freeza went on a murderous frenzy, but ultimately met his end by getting sliced to pieces by Trunks then obliterated.
King Cold is the father of Freeza and Cooler. He seems to treat Freeza as a little daughter rather than a full-grown son, referring to Cooler's remarks that he was always being spoiled. He appears at the bonus scene of episode 30 where he oversees as his scientists reconstruct Freeza in a similar manner to Darth Vader. As an added reference to Star Wars, when Freeza awakens and asks what happened to Namek and the Dragonballs, Cold replied, "It seems, my little princess, in your anger you destroyed them both!" Freeza then exclaims "NOOOO!" in frustration.
He reappears in in episode 32, where he travels to Earth with Freeza to aid him in having revenge on Goku by killing everyone he loves, along with everyone else on the planet. He ends up being killed by Trunks after the Saiyan youth slices his son then obliterates the pieces.
Cui is very similar to how he is in the anime, but he is ruder and allegedly mentions his asexuality often (which Zarbon and Vegeta are disgusted to hear of). He is completely unimportant to Dodoria, Zarbon, and Freeza; they have issues with even pronouncing his name, calling him "Kiwi".
Dodoria is Freeza's second strongest minion, and as every bit as sadistic as he is in the anime/manga, but is usually the butt of most fat jokes, usually by Vegeta. Shockingly, after Vegeta berates "him" for crying like a woman as he is threatening to, "take him apart like a pink potato-head," "he" says that she actually is a woman, apparently the most beautiful, and fertile, on her home planet (before Freeza blew it up). This news leads to Vegeta saying that he will begin repressing the truth, starting by killing Dodoria, despite the aliens offer to team up, overthrow Freeza, and rule the universe as husband and wife. Dodoria then meets his end by being vaporized by Vegeta. Freeza expresses surprise when Zarbon informs him of Dodoria's death, saying, "...the f*ck?"
Zarbon is Freeza's strongest minion behind the Ginyu-Force. Apparently, everyone thinks he's gay, because everything he says is pretty much homo-erotic comments like, "Oh trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face." but is actually heterosexual; he tells Freeza that he has a girlfriend, but Freeza is completely unconvinced of this claim (thinking his name was Chuck). When he transforms, Vegeta claims he's not that different, just a lot less subtle. In episode 28, after a gay joke, Freeza mentions that he misses Zarbon.
Appule is the one that Zarbon puts in charge of watching Vegeta as he recovers, which Freeza believes was a mistake, saying that Appule "couldn't handle a shot of raspberry-schnapps, much less Vegeta!" He is the brother of Echpei, as he's seen playing Budokai Tenkaichi 3 as himself beating Bardock out of revenge (Bardock killed him in "Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged."). When Zarbon asks why Vegeta isn't nude in the healing pod to absorb the, "healing juices," he quotes that Zarbon, "freaks him the f*ck out!" He also makes the same mistake as in the anime/manga, standing in front of Vegeta and taunting him right before the Saiyan wakes up. Before his death, he says, "Here I come Echpei!"
Private Namole was once a loyal servant to Freeza, until he murdered him as an example of what will happen to Zarbon if he didn't bring Vegeta to him.
Orlen was a soldier who barged in on a conversation between Freeza and Zarbon to warn that Vegeta broke out of the healing tank, but Freeza murdered him quickly simply to end the conversation. (He just learned Zarbon has a girlfriend.)
Banan was one of the 2 soldiers that destroyed the Namekian spaceship. He insulted Sui's aim saying he couldn't hit the broadside of a space-barn. He was beaten by Krillin and left to drown.
Sui was one of the 2 soldiers that destroyed the Namekian spaceship. He rebukes Banan's comment on his aim by replying he was to busy hitting the broadside of his mom. He was beaten by Gohan and left to drown.
Captain Ginyu is the leader of the Ginyu Force. He makes a lot of references to King Cold. He is quite sophisticated compared to his anime counterpart, but annoys Lord Freeza with his tendency to make up dances for simple occasions like having the Dragon Balls gathered (Although he is ordered by King Cold to do these dances). Cooler has also ordered Ginyu to do the "Daddy's Little Princess Dance". His favorite food is Waldorf Salad and Goku constantly refers to him as "horny" or "purple". Unlike the original version, he got crushed by Vegeta after being switched into a frog.
Jeice, "the Red Magma" is a member of the Ginyu Force. This version is from a planet literally called Space-Australia (more specifically Space-Brisbane), a reference to the Australian accent given to Jeice for the original FUNimation Ocean dub. Many of the jokes with Jeice refer to Australia. There is a running joke that revolves around Goku constantly punching Jeice in the face. Jeice also used to have a sister, who was eaten by a Space Dingo when she was a Space Baby in Space Australia (a reference to "A Cry in the Dark" ). In Episode 23, there is a reference to the movie "Jurassic Park" as Jeice states "Clever girl." right before being killed by Vegeta. He was swiftly defeated by King Kai when he arrived at his planet. It is revealed in,"Coolers Revenge Abridged" that Jeice is the cousin of Sauza.
Burter "the Blue Hurricane" is a member of the Ginyu Force. Like the original, he claims to be the fastest guy in the universe, but this version makes references to this during the fights that took place between Episodes 20 and 21. He is also very defensive towards his self-proclaimed title, which is displayed in Episode 21, when Jeice tells him that Guldo is technically faster than him because he can stop time. He claims that he's only trying to be special like the others, since otherwise, he's just "the big blue snake guy". In episode 25 Vegeta claims that Guldo said he was gay. He was swiftly defeated by King Kai.
Recoome is a member of the Ginyu Force. He is a proclaimed wrestler and all of his attacks start with "Recoome". He also often refers to himself in the third person. His background music is "At Hell's Gate" from Episode 1, Mission 1 of DOOM (specifically, a fan remix called Hangarmageddon.). According to Jeice, Recoome is usually busy with most of his matches. According to Captain Ginyu, he seems to know a lot of people. Recoome gets really upset when his "matches" are interrupted (As seen when Goku is talking to his friends). Goku easily takes Recoome out, but says that "he would fight him in a minute". When arriving at King Kai's planet, he began taunting him only to be defeated and sent back to Hell.
Guldo is a member of the Ginyu Force and is considered the weakest and least important member. He has a history with Vegeta in which the latter constantly threw dog treats at him whenever they encountered one another (episode 19) just to piss him off. The rest of the Ginyu's show very little concern for him. Ginyu doesn't seem surprised that Guldo is dead (initially, he thought only Guldo died when Jeice reported to him about the death of Guldo, Recoome and Burter). It is revealed in Episode 25 that Guldo is the one who, randomly, told Vegeta that Freeza can transform. He was defeated by King Kai. His power is a reference to Dio Brando From "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"
Mongo was with Dodoria when they attacked Bardock's platoon. When he accidentally killed Piear due to Bardock's tricks, he blamed Bardock for his death, only to be reminded by Lemi that he was the one who killed Piear, only to be told to "shut the fuck up" by Mongo. He was killed when Bardock used Lemi as a shield and then blasted him with an energy wave.
Lemi was with Dodoria when they attacked Bardock's platoon. When Mongo attacked Bardock while Lemi was using a full nelson on him, he flipped over so Lemi served as a human shield. His last words before they were blasted were, "Goddamn-it, Mongo, you team-killing fucktard!!!". A reference to the Halo Machinima series: Red vs Blue.
Piear was with Dodoria when they attacked Bardock's platoon. After a failed joined attack, Bardock disapeared, only for him behind Piear, grab him by the neck, and forced him to be partly visible in the smoke, so that Mongo would think that he was Bardock, thus he was blasted and killed by his own teammate
Echpei was with Dodoria when they attacked Bardock's platoon. After he thought he killed Bardock with a continuous energy blast, he suggested hitting the shower right before he was killed head-first by Bardock. It is hinted he was a friend or relative of Appule's. In fact his last words were, a very rushed request. "Tell my brother Appule I love him."
Malaka is a scientist under Freeza's command. He first appeared in episode 12 with Vegeta in a healing pod. He's the first person to deduce that Nappa was haunting Vegeta after the latter killed him (though he thought that was stupid). He claims that science was, "delicious" and "magical". He also sometimes mispronounces sentences (he rebukes this saying he's a doctor, not an English teacher). After Vegeta was healed, he apologizes for not saving his tail, believing that everyone will make fun of him for it. Vegeta retaliates by asking which was Malaka's favorite internal organ. Malaka answers to it being his liver, only for Vegeta to rip it out. Malaka is also seen in the Bardock special along with Planthorr and Kakarot as a baby, and in episode 30 repairing Freeza.
Planthorr is a scientist under Freeza's command. He first appeared in the Bardock special alongside Malaka and Kakarot as a baby. When Bardock was released from the healing tank, Planthorr tells him that his team has taken their next assignment, and advises him to sees his son before going. After Bardock claims he'll pass, saying he's never paid attention to Raditz when he was growing up, Planthorr changes his mind after reminding him how Raditz turned out.
The former head scientist of the now defunct Red Ribbon Army that Goku destroyed as a child, Dr. Gero swore revenge against the Saiyan. As evidenced by Future Trunks, Dr. Gero created a pair of powerful Androids (Goku is the first to refer to them as 'androids' whereas Future Trunks notes the technical term being 'cyborg. This is in reference to the difference in dubs and translation; in the original Japanese dubs the androids are dubbed "jinzoningen" which translates to "artificial human" i.e. a cyborg, a hybrid of a human and robot.) to kill Goku and the Z-Warriors. As a result the future Trunks comes from is in ruins as the androids killed all the Z-Fighters (save for Goku who died of a heart attack and Yamcha who committed suicide by hanging himself).
Three years after Future Trunks' warning, Dr. Gero and Android 19 appear during the designated time above South City, destroying Yajirobee's hover car and immediately hiding in the city below. They are discovered by Yamcha after Gero and 19 kill some of the locals (at least two of them prostitutes). Much to Yamcha' uselessness, Gero almost kills him by draining his energy and punching a hole through his chest.
Dr. Gero in the Abridged version is seemingly very boastful and doesn't even attempt to hide his true identity, referring to himself in taking revenge on Goku. He's also shown to be somewhat gullible and often turns to 19 when he's unable to find an answer for something most often believing 19's judgement, like the thought of the Z-Fighters being psychic.
Gero's status as an android is further emphasized by the robotic sounds he emanates when he moves. He also blatantly states to no-longer having a penis.
Just like in the original series, Android 19 serves as Dr. Gero's accomplice. He speaks with a heavily modded robotic emotionless voice and tends to speak in protocols and programs.
Dr. Gero constantly turns to 19 for answers regarding nearly everything. 19 speculates Yamcha being Son Goku with a 94% probability, going down to 87% after Gero notes about Yamcha's iconic scar. 19 also comes up with the conclusion of the Z-Fighters being psychic with a 92.4% probability, promptly stating "they can see da future" in homage to the Kannassans.
Before fighting Goku 19 is ordered to load his combat protocol "murder.exe", emphasized by his eyes slowly turning red. Piccolo and Tien become intimidated at loading up 70%, only to have the load drop to 65 before receiving an error message right before Goku punches him into a rockface.
He's first shown as sluggish and incapable agains Super Sayian Goku, constantly getting struck and having a very slow reaction time. It isn't until Dr. Gero threatens 19 with violence that the android reboots murder.exe and absorbs Goku's kamehameha. 19 almost manages to kill Goku (who began to exhibit his predicted heart attack) by draining his energy until he is abruptly kicked away by Vegeta.
19 tries to drain Vegeta's energy by grabbing him by the wrists, only to end up his hands getting torn off by Vegeta by squatting on 19's face. 19 runs away, screaming pleas of "No, please. Get away. Leave me alone." in his robotic tone until resorting to repeating "no". He gets blown up by Vegeta's Big Bang Attack, his disembodied head being all that remains. To add further insult to injury, Krillin throws a Senzu bean at it, followed by Vegeta throwing a dog treat.
A Saiyan, who takes his hate of Christmas out upon the Earth by growing the "Christmas Tree of Might" and eating the fruit that contains the planet's "Christmas Joy". He has a crew of Christmas misfits (Including a mall Santa gone rogue, a killer Christmas carol robot, two elves that defect from Santa, and a guy who raped Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer). He explains that the reason for his animosity towards Christmas was because Santa Claus never visited Planet Vegeta, complaining that he would bring other planets their presents. However, after Turles is defeated, Santa explains to Goku that he didn't go to Planet Vegeta because they kept trying to shoot down his sleigh. He is briefly mentioned by Raditz in Episode 1, when he stated he knew they should have sent Turles to Earth instead of Goku. In episode 13, it is revealed that he was one of the editors of the "Official Saiyan Handbook" (other being Broly's father Paragus).
Amond is a member of Turles's Misfit Minions. He was once a mall-santa who always gave his wishers what they want, but always in a gruesome way. (Like he dropped a real fire-truck on a kid's house after he asked for the toy version, or blew up a cancer patient after he asked he could take away his cancer)
Rasin and LakaseiEdit
Rasin and Lakasei, called Jinga and Beller (much to Tien's chagrin), were once elves that worked in Santa's workshop, but were banished when one of their robots made to aid production went on a murderous rampage.
Cacao was the murderous robot that Rasin and Lakasei made. When he first appeared, he was singing, "Fa la la la la, la la la, DIE!"
Daiz was banished for raping Rudolph, which is considered so evil, he was forever on Santa's naughty list, with ominous laughter in the background.
Bojack is the main villain in the movie "Bojack Unbound". He is sealed inside King Kai's planet (which King Kai claims is the reason for the intense gravity on his planet). Being a "space pirate", he speaks with a stereotypical pirate accent, starting all his sentences with "Yarrrrgh". Recoome greets him when he crashed into King Kai's planet headfirst.
Lord Slug is a Super Namekian, who, using the Dragon Balls, makes himself younger again.
When he first appeared, he could say nothing but muffled sounds (which, strangely, his soldiers, Bulma, and Shenron could understand). His origin is different than the original movie. (In the Jap Ver., he was a baby who escaped Namek during the tempest, but had a mutation that made him evil.) (In the Eng Ver., he was one of the Super Nameks, a race of powerful but evil Namekians who were banished by the Dragon Balls) In this version, as explained by King Kai, he is the banished other half of the Grand Elder Namekian. He is often called 'King Piccolo' by his servants (which he killed afterwards) and Goku because of his similarities to him, and gets angry because of this. When Goku kills him, he remembered he could have wished for immortality, which is what he yells out.
At the very end of the Lord Slug special, it is revealed that Guru was the one that gave Slug the idea of getting the Dragon Balls and taking over Earth, and that Guru is actually the evil half of Slug.
Commander Zeeun was a member of the Lord Slug clan. Like in the movie he was killed off easily by Slug, but instead reffering to his age, he accidentily called him King Piccolo (twice).
Gyousha was a scientist working for Slug, but was killed off for also calling him King Piccolo.
Kakuja was also a scientist working for Slug, and managed to survive by calling him his real name.
Angila is an officer of the Lord Slug Clan who can stretch his arms. According to himself, he's the pretty one.
Medamatcha is an officer of the Lord Slug Clan who can spawn, as he calls them, "mini-me's" or "little matchas." According to Piccolo, he's the weird one with the freaky power. He often makes crude comments, as he threatens to smack Goku with his dick, or have his "little matchas" rape Christmas after he's done killing it (though he doesn't know what it is.)
Wings is an officer of the Lord Slug Clan. He is considered the big, tough, stupid one by Piccolo, as proven when he calls him such, Wings threatened to kill him, and Piccolo took back that he was tough, Wings accepted this until after a minute he realized what the true meaning was. He is quite resilient, as he keeps coming after Piccolo even after he broke his hand and arm and kept knocking him off the same building over and over, only to show true wit and try take him by surprise in the building, only to have a decent conversation with Piccolo until he realizes who the former is. When he realizes he's beaten, Wings tried to make friends with Piccolo, only to be blasted in the face after a hi-five joke.
Broly was briefly seen off-screen during the Bardock Special when Bardock was scanning his son's power level. He was delighted that it was 10,000, only to find out that it was Broly's power level, not Kakarot's.
In the TFS Halloween Special, Nappa's costume was Broly and saying he's Vig Mignogna (Reference to Vig Mignogna voicing Broly in the Dragonball Z movies)
Cooler is Freeza's brother, who is frequently mentioned but only appeared in the Bardock special and in "Cooler's Revenge Abridged". It's clear that Freeza and Cooler have a very bad relationship, with Freeza frequently calling Cooler a prick. In fact, one of the first things Freeza plans to do after wishing for immortality is to "walk right up to him and slap him in his smug prick face". Cooler, on the other hand, like his canon counterpart, thinks of Freeza as nothing more but a spoiled brat who has to "bitch" to his father to get what he wants, including entire galaxies. He also likes to humiliate Freeza, such as ordering Captain Ginyu to preform the "Daddy's Little Princess Dance" in front of Freeza. When he appeared in the Bardock special, he refused to shoot down Goku's space pod. He stated his reason as being "because [he] was a prick". That or just to simply spite his brother as later evidenced in "Cooler's Revenge Abridged" when he says that if Freeza wants to rule the universe so badly then he should deal with the consequences of his mistakes. He then states that "If this comes back to bite him, that's his fault."
In "Cooler's Revenge Abridged", Salza reported the news to Cooler that his brother Freeza has been killed by a Saiyan, to which he smugly replies that he hopes someone remembers to pick up the phone, "Because I ****-ing called it". Cooler and his men then made a course to Earth to find and kill Goku (which took them 3 months to get to Earth).
It is also hinted that Cooler is envious of his father's preference of Freeza, even going so far as to discuss it with Goku during their fight. In the end, as he is defeated, he realizes that he is just like his brother, recalling his speech about his brother dealing with the consequences of his mistakes, yet still saying, "At least I'm still Cooler." It's possible if TFS covers "The Return of Cooler", he will appear as Meta-Cooler, along with the Big Gete Star and Cyclopian Guards, he would also be voiced by General Ivan once again.
Saulza is the leader of Cooler's Armored Squadron. Like Jeice, he is the center of many country-referencing jokes due to his accent. In his case, it's France. Like when he was blasting Goku, he cried out, "LE- SUCK IT, BITCH!" He also often uses "le" in other sentences. blasting the entire area to make sure that there was nothing left of Goku, he claims that it would the perfect place for a shopping mall with a cigarette shop, bagguette resturant, Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre only showing films starring Jean Reno. When he is killed by Piccolo, he admits that Jeice is his cousin.
Chilled is a powerful space pirate and the ancestor of Freeza and his family who appeared in "Episode of Bardock" He attacks Planet Plant in hopes of obtaining their medicine, only to be defeated by Super Saiyan Bardock.
This version, however, happens to have a high-pitched British accent and is incredibly flamboyant, often making ridiculous traditions, such as naming all of his subordinates after fruit or making all of his most elite warriors learn dance choreography. He also has a weekly holiday called Wrestle Wednesday (because they both start with W's (it's alliteration)). Like the original, he doesn't know who Freeza is, but this version thinks he sounds like a "classy lady." He's also more cowardly, as when Bardock grabbed his fists, he asked "Please don't break my butt!"
His soldiers are loyal to him, even in his death, as they kept calling each other fruit names.
King Yemma is the one who judges the dead souls and tells them if they go to Heaven or Hell. In the TFS universe, he proudly proclaims himself the "closest thing to a god in this show ... until you get to the Kai's, then I'm horribly insignificant.". He has an obsession with mahogany and claims that his desk is made from mahogany that can alter the fabric of space and time. He forces every soul to strip before they go to the afterlife and likes Recoome's body after the latter strips. In the extra Yemma's Bad Day it's revealed he has a secretary named Denise who speaks in an incomprehensible murmur, a reference to the Peanuts.
Apparently Yemma was married, but ended up divorcing his wife. During Vegeta's mental breakdown in episode 18, Yemma heard the crazed Saiyans scream from the afterlife and thought it was his wife, prompting him to order her to leave him alone, spiteful for her having taken all their kids.
Goz and MezEdit
Goz and Mez are 2 ogres, and as such are gate-keepers of Hell, who Goku meets when he falls off Snake-Way. In this version, they speak with a heavy German accent and are big on fitness, vowing to Goku that they will, "Pump, (clap) You Up!!!" They do squats, stretches, and "Grappling in their speedos" which they do as a way to work off stress for when Goku ate a fruit that they were going to use to make fruit salad for King Yemma's barbecue, for which they get need Olive Oil for (as in the Grappling)
They are mentioned in 28, as when Freeza boasted that Vegeta was in Hell, Goku rebukes this saying that he went to hell once and the only real bad parts were "these oiled-up German guys trying to wrestle me."
Goz appears in 29, humming and picking his nose. When King Kai kicks the Ginyu Force off his planet, he calls out, "Mez! We have visitors! Prepare ze camps!"
Atla is the Arlian who greeted Vegeta and Nappa when they were imprisoned on Arlia. After Vegeta killed King Moai, Atla expressed his deep gratitude and declared that they will erect statues of them. (out of their dung, of course.) He was killed when Vegeta blew up the planet.
Another prisoner when Vegeta and Nappa were imprisoned on Arlia. He begins his speech in a homage to the TV show "OZ". He bragged how he was going to make Vegeta his bitch while in the cell. His appearance is just Atla colored green.
King Moai is the cruel fascist king of Arlia. In this version, when Nappa asked him to breed with his Queen, he refused at first because he had guards around, but then complied after Vegeta and Nappa killed them. After Nappa killed Yetti, Moai ran away, begging to be spared, promising riches and women. When Vegeta proclaimed that was going to rock him, "like a hurricane" Moai proclaimed that he loved that song right before a rock thrown by Vegeta's telekinesis hits his chest, killing him instantly.
Yetti is a monster Arlian, and is Moai's secret weapon. In this version, Moai called it the Rancor (a reference to Star Wars) When it came out, Nappa thought it was cute and wanted to keep it as a pet. He then proceeded to play with the monster, first by shaking with it, but ripped off it's finger, then threw a energy blast at it, telling it to catch it, but was blown up instead. Nappa tried to cuddle with it even though it's dead, and tries to remember back when they "first got it" which was only for the few seconds ago.
The Kannasans were a race that Bardock and his platoon eradicated. Like the original, they are psychic and can see the future, but in this version, they are full-blown idiots, and because of that they did not prepare for Bardock's attack when they foresaw it. As evidenced by one Kannasan, they have a tendency to blurt out "I can see the futuuuuure!!!" and what they see in the future.
When Vegeta tries to escape Namek, he decides to go to Freeza planet #419 (Kannasa) because no-one ever goes there anymore since it's species miraculously repopulated. Here, many Kannasans spout countless DBZ spoilers to the heavens that, "Bulma and Vegeta have a kid, the real Buu is a child, Cell reaches his perfect form, Goten and Trunks become a guy, Gohan's the strongest in the universe but still doesn't do craaap!!!!"
The Plant are the alien race Bardock encountered in Episode of Bardock. In this version, they all sound alike (like Kermit the Frog), say "Hi-ho" as a greeting, call their healing medicine "SPUG" (Super Polymorphic Unleashing Gel (pronounced "spooge", which is a slang term for semen)). In addition they are all named after rappers such as Dre (a.k.a Dr. Dre), the village doctor (real name: Ipana), Tupac, Dre's son (real name: Berry), Rza, one of Dre's patients, Ice Cube, who hates the police, and Chris of the Clan Brown, who was exiled for unknown reasons (possibly assaulting someone named Rihanna). Bardok even kills one called ODB (Ol' Dirty Bastard) while demonstrating how to properly tramatize a village after the end credits.
They wind up worshiping Bardock as their "violent savior" after he kills Chilled's scouts, singing "Fa who dores" (from the Dr. Suess book, "The Grinch that stole Christmas"). Their kind nature and singing ways greatly annoy Bardock (and Chilled to an extent).
Later, it turns out the race is actually called the "Saiyans", making them the ancestors of Bardock and the other Saiyans. This enrages Bardock, a lot, as he was already, from the very first moment, disgusted with them, threatening to kill them with a smile, make a house out of their bodies, and eating them, which they consider an invitation rather than a threat.
Maron is Krillin's girlfriend at one point. Like the original, she is beautiful but somwhat stupid and spoiled. She constantly asks Krillin (who calls himself Juan Sanchez) for money and presents (Like a $1000 for a broken nail, or Turtle for a pet.) She also asks dumb questions, like what would Yarjirobe and Korin's kids wold look like (to which Korin replies "probably fat kitties"). She works as a waitress and, sometimes, a prostitute.
At the end of TFS 31, however, it turns out the whole ditzy-bimbo act just a ruse. She is in-fact an agent of the State Fraud Bureau sent to spy on Krillin until he admits to insurance fraud (which she recorded with a recorder implanted in her boobs (the one place Krillin couldn't reach). She then states that Krillin has to pay back everything he owes, including the money he spent on her. When Krillin claims he spent over $500,000 on her, she claims that, as a government agent, she's not a good person.
Aquaman is member of the Super Friends in episode 5 in a DC parody. Much like Krillin and Yamcha, he is made fun of by his rumored uselessness. He constantly brags about how the whales would save them, to the point where he is constantly shouting out the word into open space, which annoys his "friends" to no end. He is not shown personally and is only heard shouting.
In episode 8, he appears again, mourning over the loss of the whales "sunk" by Nappa.
George shows up in several episodes vocally saying "Oh my" to King Kai's unintentionally sexual comments. Somehow King Kai dials him instead of Goku often.
Vegeta's Spirit Animal 'Orpheus'Edit
Orpheus is a crab that makes a quiet and small appearance in DBZ. He appears in TFS Episode 27 after Vegeta is struck down by Freeza into the water. In the TFS Universe, he is a talking Jamaican "spirit animal" that tries to tell Vegeta how to defeat Freeza until his unkindly end of getting eaten by Freeza. Later in Episode 28, after Freeza receives a dropkick from Goku, Orpheus falls out of Freeza's left ear after Freeza began cracking his neck side to side.
Cell in his Perfect Form was seen in Bardock's vision after Goku fights Freeza. Bardock refers him as a "Giant Green man-bug". His appearance likely proves that Team Four Star will continue the series till at least the end of the Cell Games Saga. This is confirmed when Team Four Star mentioned that the Cell saga will be made as the last season of the series, making Cell the final villain of the series. It was mentioned in Twitter that Cell will speak in nothing but rhymes. He was mentioned by the Kannasans about him reaching his Perfect Form. His Imperfect Form was seen in the intro of the Android Saga.
Like Cell, Majin Buu was seen in his Majin form in Bardock's vision referred as a "Fat Pink man-child". This likely shows that the TFS Series will continue into the Buu Saga. He was also mentioned by the Kannasans when they said "The real Buu is a child!"
Para Para BrothersEdit
The Para Para brothers are seen in Bardock's vision. Bardock sees them dancing in his vision. Knowing that they exist, Bardock decides to "welcome the sweet embrace of death" after watching them talk and dance, listening to the Para Para Brothers' music as he dies.
|Episode 1: The Return of Radditz... Wait||June 6, 2008|
|Episode 2: And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...||July 09, 2008|
|Episode 3: Happily Ever Afterlife||August 07, 2008|
|Episode 4: Snakeway to Heaven||August 21, 2008|
|Episode 5: Vegeta: Kills Bugs Dead||September 03, 2008|
|Episode 6: No One Ever Listens To The Magical Dragon||October 25, 2008|
|Episode 7: Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)||December 25, 2008|
|Episode 8: Nappa's Best Day Ever||January 15, 2009|
|Episode 9: The Set Up||February 27, 2009|
|Episode 10: The Punchline Part 1||May 25, 2009|
|Episode 10: The Punchline Part 2||June 09, 2009|
|Episode 10: The Punchline Part 3||June 13, 2009|
|Bardock: Father of Goku||October 31, 2009|
|Episode 11: Looks Like The Z-Fighters Are Blasting Off Again!||January 26, 2010|
|Episode 12: A Rose By Any Other Namek||March 1, 2010|
|Episode 13: Dr.Briefs Made this episode in a cave...WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!||April 7, 2010|
|Episode 14: No Country For Old Namekians||April 29, 2010|
|Episode 15: Operation Dodoria Drop||May 27, 2010|
|Episode 16: Vam qan Namek||July 5, 2010|
|Episode 17: A Lovely bunch of Dragonballs||August 19, 2010|
|Episode 18: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Saiyan||September 28, 2010|
|Episode 19: Arrival of Fear!! Salute, Ginyu Special Squadron!!||November 2, 2010|
|Episode 20: Namekimania 2011||January 29, 2011|
|Episode 21: Stop! Celebrate and Witness, Goku's Back From 100X Fitness!||February 22, 2011|
|Episode 22: The Good, The Bad, and The Purple||April 16, 2011|
|Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku||May 27, 2011|
|Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks||June 29, 2011|
|Episode 25: Nail is Piccolo, and so can you!||August 26, 2011|
|Lord Slug||November 8, 2011|
|Episode 26: Alien VS. Piccolo||December 12, 2011|
|Episode 27: The Saiyan Formerly Known As Prince||
January 26, 2012
|Episode 28: Leave It To Freezer||March 23, 2012|
|April 14, 2012|
|Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut Part 1||June 17, 2012|
|Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut Part 2||June 20, 2012|
|Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut Part 3||June 25, 2012|
|Movie: Revenge of Cooler||September 13, 2012|