Welcome to the Chickity China
Season 1, Episode 4 and 5
Air date 01/31/2010
Length 3:00
Created by CardboardLawyer
Written & Mixed by CardboardLawyer
Episode guide
Welcome to the Survival!
Welcome to the Goofy Understanding of Macro Pantology

Main Article Edit

Welcome to the NHK Abridged (by CardboardLawyer)

CardboardLawyer's Episode Description Edit

"Welcome to the Chickity China
the Chinese chicken
Satou got a drumstick and his brain stopped tickin'
Watchin' this episode with no lights on
We're sans the tampon
I hope the REFRIGERATOR's in this one (He's not)
Like a Heroine Bear, he's getting frantic
Like Adamwestslapdog, He's tantric (about pillows)
Like last episode, guaranteed to satisfy (probably not but you know)
Like FlyingBandicoot, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films (I really don't)
But if I did they'd have a Shamanstick
Gonna get a set a' Gnitmonger
Gonna find the kind with XaiyuChan
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the ScooneySteve
Gotta get in tune with Ezekieru (for the sweet opening)"

Cast Edit

  • CardboardLawyer - Satou, extras
  • Flyingbandicoot - Misaki
  • ShamanStick - Yamazaki
  • Xaiyuchan - Senpai Girl (Hitomi)
  • Gnitmonger - Robonic Moe
  • ScooneySteve - Robonic Curly
  • Adamwestslapdog - ENDER

Highlights Edit

  • Anime-tan: the female representation of anime who looks half dead and retarded
  • "PANCAKE!!"
  • Dickorita: the phalic pokemon (on-screen for the ending credits)

Satou quote:

  • ”I dreamed about a Penis that Penised this other Penis while Penising Penis Penis PENIS! While having sex with my mother”

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