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Yubel Jaden

This is Jaden


Episode 1: Like a Bagel!



Jaden: Dam it! Dam it! Dam it! I’m gonna be late! Never again am I staying up till five’ o’clock and the frickin morning to watch how to make perfect bagels! Especially when my interview with 4 kids to be the main character is today!



Yugi: Hmmmmmm… where the hell did I put my bagel?



Jaden: LOOK OUT I HAVE LOST ABILITY TO CHANGE DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!

(Crashes into Yugi)

Jaden: Ow! I feel like I just watched the 4 kid’s version of one piece.

(People screaming)

Yugi: you’re a duelist aren’t you?



Jaden: Yes and a Bagel lover!!!!



Yugi: take this (Hands him a card)



Jaden: Does it have to do with a bagel?



Yugi: ………… (Says nothing and walks away)



Jaden: where are you going?



Yugi: to make fun of one piece!




Jaden: well good luck with that! Wow! That Guys pretty c- GAY! What is this S*** I’ll kill him with a rusty Spork!

Jaden’s Watch: The Entrance Exam starts in 3 minutes! Move you’re a**!

Jaden: Good thing I have this setting on my watch!

Watch: MOVE IT!

Jaden: I AM YOU DAMN PIECE OF S**T!

Announcer: Attention Duelists! A Poppy Seed Bagel has been found outside the academy! If this is yours please pick it up in the Main Office.



Student 1: That’s mine

Student 2: No it’s mine! I lost it

Student 3: Are you kidding me? I lost it when I was 7!

Crowler: Watching a children’s card game is like punting a small squirrel, it’s fun at first but then it gets boring.



Enroller: Doesn’t look like we have anymore main characters coming pack it up girls. We can go grab some bagels from Dunkin’ Bagels.

Girls: BAGELS!

Jaden: Wait! I’m here!

Girls: What?

Jaden: Wow! I climbed that elaborate wall! I should quit 4 kids and be a free runner they could call me “Jaden-Man”

(Pause)

Random Girl: LAME!

Jaden: SHUT THE F**K UP!

(Sees a Cat)

Jaden: Nice Kitty, Nice Kitty. OH MY GOD! SOME ONE HELP! THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCRATCHED! I NEED THOSE FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS!!!!!!

Enroller: Dr. Crowler we have a New Main Character.

Crowler: No we Don’t

Enroller: Yes we do

Crowler: No we Don’t

Enroller: Yes we do

Crowler: OKAY WE HAVE ANOTHER F***KIN’ MAIN CHARACTER YOU HAPPY!

Jaden: Wow I’m here! Finally!

Syrus: Who the Hell you.

Jaden: Im Jaden but my friends call me Jaden-Man

Syrus: That is seriously Gay

Jaden: Screw You

Syrus: Weren’t you attacked by a Cat and had things ripped off that shouldn’t be mentioned, shouldn’t you be in the Infirmary?

Jaden: Uh one it was a Tiger and two I’m the main character and nobody F**K’s with me!

Announcer: Would the Main Character please report to duel field?

Jaden: That’s me! Time to get my Game On like a Bagel!

Syrus: That is seriously Gay

Jaden: Screw You!

(Bastions Duel)

Examiner: You Can't Win Kid give up and go play with your barbies

Bastion: Well what if i activated the ring of fire thing?

Examiner: Well then you would probobaly win but its a good thing you-

Reveals Ring of Destruction

Bastion: I tribute the Minotuar on Steroids

Raider: I Don't wanna die

Bastion: I really dont give a S**t

Explosion

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