Abridged Episode 15:
Cast (in order of appearance): Jaden Yuki, Syrus Truesdale, Alexis Rhodes, Lunch Lady, Yelling Driver, Damion the jungle boy
Date : 7-23-15
Episode Title : Snack Attack
( intro when Jaden and Syrus are running at the cafeteria )
Syrus : Jaden, hurry up it's Sandwich Day!
Jaden : And on the Friday? Friday I'm so excited. Huh, which one should I take?
Syrus : Careful Jaden. There's some nasty flavors in there; you got Fish Butt, Steamed Dust, Grilled Rocks, and yesterday someone pulling a sandwich out of the sandwich!
Jaden : Really? what did that taste like?
Syrus : ( with amusing voice) Nobody knows!
Jaden : ( imagination of actual golden egg sandwich ) The legend has it, there's a delicious golden egg sandwich. And today I feeling lu..
( cues biting a sandwich )
Jaden : Ugh!
Syrus : How was it?
Jaden : It tasted like Alexis's stupidity!
Syrus : Really? That rich, huh?
Alexis : Do you guys say my name? My buns are twitching.
Jaden : Man, those are some huge buns.
Syrus : Yeah, I wanna take a bite out of them!
Jaden : I bet they taste awesome!
Syrus : You know, I tried one once,and they do!
Alexis : You guys are talking about the sandwiches, right?
Jaden : Yes.
Syrus : No...I- I mean yes!
Alexis : (looks at Syrus weird )
Syrus : BOOBIES!!!
Lunch Lady: Good luck trying to pull the eggwich. No one been able to find it for weeks. Someone must've stealing them.
Jaden : That's awful, we should do something about it.
Syrus : But what can we do, Jaden?
Jaden : ( looks at Syrus ) Steak out.
Syrus : Steak out!
Jaden : Steak out!
Syrus : Steak out?
Jaden : Steak out!
Alexis : Steak out?
Jaden and Syrus : Shut up!
( Title Sequence, Jindou's " Rising Weather Hallelujah " plays )
( at the Cafeteria at night )
Jaden : Nnn...nearly there.... I can feel it
Syrus : ( almost out of breath ) please.... Jaden..... finish me....
Jaden : okay buddy, we're doing this together.... ready.....ready?! ( throws a card on the table ) Boo-yah! High card! I win, hey Alexis do you want to play?
Alexis : No thanks, I'm reading!
( both stared at Alexis akeward)
Jaden : (whispered to Syrus ) Did you know she can read a book?
Syrus : ( whispered back to Jaden ) I didn't even know she can hold a book!
Alexis: So my brother is missing... and now sandwiches are missing.... ( she's doing crossed eyed) Brother......sandwich...... (looks at them ) LET'S TAKE A BITE OF THE ACTION!!!
Jaden : ( looks at her odd) umm..... you okay ?
Lunch Lady : Here you go, kids. I made you some rice balls, now you got three different kinds of flavor; Strawberry, Chocolate, and Antifreeze. Now dig in!
Jaden : No. We should draw. I have been lucky all day. I want strawberry ( grabs the rice ball and ate it) I got strawberry.
( A shadow person opens the door gate and tries to get to the sandwich cart)
Jaden: (whispered) It's the 'Eggwich' thief.
(the person reaches out to the sandwiches)
Jaden: I bet he has strawberry
(someone turned on the lights and the jungle man was the one who takes the sandwich)
Jungle man: *Gasp*
Jaden: Stop you thief!
(he takes the cart and rammed to the gate)
Jaden: He's getting away with a strawberry
(Jungle man jumps off the School Dorm roof)
Yelling Driver: MY CAR!!!!
Jaden: We'll run around and cut him off!
Yelling person: He destroy my F****cking car!! I have my one payment left on that thing!!!
Jungle man: AHAHAHAHA-huh?! A-AAAAAH!!
(Jungle man climbs to the waterfall)
Lunch Lady: Damion you slick bastard, what are you doing?
Damion ( Jungle man): Huh? A-AHHHHH!!!
(fell to the water)
Lunch Lady: Ah, Now you got yourself all wet, you stupid dick.
Jaden: Syrus, look at him Major flip this guy upside down and turned him into a "Beast"
Damion: Actually, you'll find yourself rather fisticated.
Syrus: Christ, he's like a animal!
Damion: I'm not a animal boy, I used to be Obelisk blue student....
(Shows a flash back about his past while doing narrated)
Damion:.... but every time I tried pulling a sandwich, all I pulled was shit.
Young Damion: A Ballacs not sardines.
(shows Damion was dueling)
Damion: As of luck with drawing, even if it affected it did...
Young Damion: Oh no, Not 'Fake Trap'!
Damion: I didn't even lay or touch my deck and yet it was still there...
(shows him training )
Damion: .... I trained, boy. I ran to the snow. and eventually I could draw any card I wanted, when I wanted.
(he snatches few or more cards)
Damion: And I been honing my drawing skills ever since by snatching them glorious eggwiches.
Jaden: I-it's like he's trying to tell me something, I know it!
Syrus: ME, SYRUS!
Damion: I know who you are, you blue haired nungs
Jaden: Syrus, I- I think he wants to duel.
Damion: What are you talking about, boy. I never said nothing about no duel.
Jaden: No. na-ah, you said duel now that's the rules!
Damion: You're cocky lil son, but I like ya. Alright mate, let's play your game.
Damion and Jaden: Let's Duel!!!
Damion: You don't know what you're messing with here, I can predict every cards I'm going to draw.
Jaden: 'Predict every card' *pfff* that's a bluff.
Damion: Is it, is it really? I can predict my first draw will be the magic card. Gives us your Card!
(shows the magic card)
Syrus: No way he got it!
Alexis: This guy means business!
Jaden: that's crazy. With those powers, he must be.... using Exodia Deck!
Damion: Exodia what, boy?
Jaden: Exodia Deck, you know? brought up all five pieces win the duel?
Damion: I have no bloody idea what are you talking about, mate.
Jaden: Ooo....O-Oh yeah okay now this is fun. Well you're not the only one who can do 'crazy things' with cards. I to have a power, I never have to use it before, but now I feel like I have no choice.
Damion: Well I.....uh.... you're starting to freaking me out lil bit.
Jaden: Game Over Gorilla boy, watch this!
(Jaden flips his cards over and over for few minutes and Damion just watches)
Jaden: Yeah, now are you gonna do it.
Damion: This is most pathetic thing I have ever seen, son.
(Jaden keeps flipping the card)
Damion: This game is pretty irritating, pal.
Jaden: Oh, I bet it is. You want me to stop, huh? Okay, I'll stop. NO!! I'll just keep spinning!!
Damion: Seriously, not kidding right?
Damion: The Spinning all the cards, AH, please sir never again!
Syrus: Jaden, he has enough.
Jaden: No! he hasn't learned yet!
Syrus: Yes, he has Jaden. it's over!
Jaden: Alright, but next time.....
(Stops flipping the card)
Jaden: ..... I'll use two cards.
Damion: I can't take it no more, your pairs are too match for this geezer.
Lunch Lady: Ah, come here ya, blubbering bastard.
Damion: *cries* hold me you fat leg!
Jaden: Today is sure is a crazy day, huh Alexis?
Alexis: Yeah, you're right about that Jaden. Now where's my brother!!!
Caption: Damion was sent to have psychiatric treatment. When given a Rorschach test, he freaked out and screamed "The Spinning." The latest flavored sandwiches including; Pickled Grass, deep fried melt, and baked air. A thank you to everyone for their help in the Dan Green Charity. Chazz is still missing, by the way.
Yelling Driver: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WHO THE HELL JUST JUMPED OVER 30 FOOT DROPPED ON TO MY CAR!!! MY INSURANCE WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A CAR?! I'M STUCK INTO A ISLAND!!! GOD IT'S STUPID!!! My car......